"Oh my gosh, did you see what he was doing in the bathroom last night!?!?!!"
They would just say:
"That redhead...he has what, two tantrums a day? How do they deal? We could get him an Oprah interview.
Her other brother is really annoying...toss him out. No show for him.
Her dad is a bastard...but maybe we could get him in the tabloids by saying he wears dentures? (He doesn't)
Her mom is nuts. Just...crazy. STAY AWAY! Put her on Jerry Springer or something!!
We could make money off the girl herself though..."
Evil corporate fiends.
Nerds Just Wanna Have Fun
Hmm... maybe me and MSC need to make a show together. Call it 'Crazy Kids Under 14". Add in a clown, and a 20-something chick for all the older perverts to stare at to boost rating, and BOOM, we've to a hit!
I think there'd be people who loved me and the show and people who absolutely hated me... I think by the end they'd all be cheering for me. I hope. I have some Jessica Simpsonesque moments (for example, while on a cross-country promotional road trip for work-- as we drove through Montana, I commented- "The problem with distance...is that...it's so...far away..." and, to sound even more brilliant, I added, "Seems you'd get there faster if you just leapt from a plane.") Yes, lots of quotables... but, they're usually just strange. And I can wax poetic about the wonders of Russian history, Central Europe, Victor Hugo and Constitutional Democracy, so that somewhat makes up for the absolute profound dumbness of some of my comments.
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Actually, watch out because we videotaped much of the road trip and my Mollyisms (my name is Molly, not Grant-- if you didn't know)...and it will be a part of our film festival's promos on a later DVD volume this year or early next year (The Had To be Made Film Festival/available in over 120 video stores around the country-- ask me if there are any in your area, if you are interested in indie films and filmmakers). So, you never know...you might see me on film yet.
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Did I miss the porn? Darn [snaps fingers in disappointment], I'm late for everything.
I just want to say that everyone who's responded to this thread has been way too humble and self-deprecatory. From my communications with many of you people, you are all funny & fascinating in your own unique ways, so why say that you're boring?
If I had my own Reality Show, I would be making costume-changes every three seconds. I love clothes and costumes and I guess I never outgrew playing dress-up! I have a vintage clothing collection and costumes of every type in my closet from full Renaissance to bellydancing to Geisha to Lara Croft. They would be saying "Would the real SFG please stand up?"
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They'd be getting plenty of conerts being that I sing all the time. If they put hidden cameras in my classrooms so everyone else didn't know about it until after it was all taped and they started airing it, that would be great television!
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Instead of carrying on a conversation 10 replies long about an inappropriate post, all of which I had to remove (which takes a lot of time), you should just click on "report post" at the bottom of the offensive post, and NOT REPLY to it or about it or quote it. Saves us a bunch of time, and gets the word to all the mods in the quickest fashion.
NOTE: Amazingraceguy and I are breaking the rule against not flaming members of the board. However, just like Hank before her, she has only one post, which is a vulgar post, so we will continue to poke fun at her. Thank you.
----Now, that's cool!
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