BAD, BAD pick up lines!

[firegirl]

we have heard them.. and maybe some of you have used them..


So here is a way to list them so they are forever available to cross of your list or just to get a giggle:
One of my favorite-

Hi my name is ------------------ remember that you'll be screaming it later!
:nono :rolleyes:

[Paulie]

Another very old one: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

[agentcarver]

This one is really old:

"Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world!"

[firegirl]

uggggg,,

How about,, (lick finger and wipe on girls shirt) " hey we should get you out of those wet clothes"

[agentcarver]

Yuck!

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!"

[firegirl]

wooo hooo..
ummmmm
"can I buy you a drink? It will make me look better"

And " I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

[agentcarver]

WARNING: IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS PICK-UP LINE...
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"That dress is very Becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd becoming, too"

(Say it out loud to get it)

[Wayner]

How about "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

[agentcarver]

I've heard that one...

[Miss Filangi]

Here are a few...

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

I got a million of them...