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    FORT Fogey
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    BAD, BAD pick up lines!

    we have heard them.. and maybe some of you have used them..


    So here is a way to list them so they are forever available to cross of your list or just to get a giggle:
    One of my favorite-

    Hi my name is ------------------ remember that you'll be screaming it later!
    :nono :rolleyes:

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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    Another very old one: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    This one is really old:

    "Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world!"

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    uggggg,,

    How about,, (lick finger and wipe on girls shirt) " hey we should get you out of those wet clothes"

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    agentcarver
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    Yuck!

    "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!"

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    FORT Fogey
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    wooo hooo..
    ummmmm
    "can I buy you a drink? It will make me look better"

    And " I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

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    WARNING: IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, DO NOT READ THIS PICK-UP LINE...
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    "That dress is very Becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd becoming, too"

    (Say it out loud to get it)

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    How about "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

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    I've heard that one...

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    Here are a few...

    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

    Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

    F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

    I got a million of them...
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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