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    your ad here jodaar's Avatar
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    Hand a lady your business card. On the back, it says "smile if you wanna have wild sex with me". Then watch her try not to smile.

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    Originally posted by Ronin
    GOD these are tooooo funny!..LOL
    Here's an old one:

    Are your feet tired?
    Why?
    cause you've been runnin around in my head all night
    Ronin...this explains everything!
    You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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    Originally posted by jodaar
    Hand a lady your business card. On the back, it says "smile if you wanna have wild sex with me". Then watch her try not to smile.
    Jodaar i'm impressed
    You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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    well, for me....how long does it take you to shave those legs......

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    A friend of mine use to take trivial pursuit cards with him to the clubs and go up to woman asking the questions on the card .......

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    that one is obvious SKEY....

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    Originally posted by Mokka
    ..."So, how do you like your eggs in the morning"

    And the answer is.... unfertilized
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Outstanding, Cali! Now I've committed unauthorized cube laughter.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    That one was precious Cali !!

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    If I heard someone use one of these lines I would probably laugh in their face!!!!

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