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    Ken's cookie! KylieGrant's Avatar
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    Yes, JR, it was used on me.

    Slapped him.

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    Here's some that will never, ever work:

    What's your sign?

    You remind me of my old girlfriend/ex-wife/mother.

    So, how much?

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    "I have tickets to see the Avs, care to join me?"

    Oh, wait, this is BAD pickup lines. Nevermine.

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    Here's some that will never, ever work:

    So, how much?
    OMG, too freakin funny.

    Another one used on my friend,

    Didn't you used to be a stripper?
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Cute new av, Wayner!

    ... the old one was cute too

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    Originally posted by agentcarver
    I knew that, but I don't think that anyone else who isn't "Into" Alias knows-Thanks for enlightening us!
    Lena Olin played a major role in the movie Chocolate and her husband directed it.


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    Had many a lame pickup line used on me....my favorite thing to do was to tell them that if they had just walked up and talked to me nicely they might have a chance. Then I would clap my hands together and say "take two". This worked a couple of times. Went out with one of the guys after he tried again in a civil manner.

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    Originally posted by fluff
    My favourte ever chat up line was said to me by an incredibly gorgeous Jamaican guy.

    Man - Do you have any Jamaican in you?
    Fluff- No
    Man - Would you like some?
    LMFAO Fluff - I got that but the Irish version. You know...would you like some Irish blood in you. Unbelievable!!!
    You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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    Here's another pathetic one:

    If I saw you naked today, I'd die happy. My retort: If I saw you naked today, I'd die laughing!
    You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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    GOD these are tooooo funny!..LOL
    Here's an old one:

    Are your feet tired?
    Why?
    cause you've been runnin around in my head all night

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    Originally posted by lobeck
    "Should I call you or nudge you for breakfast in the morning?"

    "Are you tired? Well, you should be...you've been running through my mind all day."
    I am LMAO reading everyone's responses, I've heard almost all of them but here's something along the lines of the breakfast deal.

    "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning"

    yuck
    You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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