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    Hey wayner,, after all the love from yall last night,, that is funny today.. lol

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    "I've got a magic watch that says you aren't wearing any underwear-Is it right?"

    (This one has been used on me, so I replied: "No, I'm wearing underwear")

    "Dang-It must be 10 minutes fast!"

    (My reply: "Why? I'm not the one who needs a shower, now am I?")

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    Agent!!

    Paulie, I think the fortune one would have been kinda cute, also.

    My most hated pick up line: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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    "How about we 68 & I'll owe you one?" :rolleyes

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    The word of the day is legs. How about you come to my place and we'll spread the word.

    If one of your legs is Christmas and the other is Thanksgiving, can I visit between holidays?

    Honestly, who comes up with this sh*t?

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    Here's one from Sar (The bartender)

    "Ever Kissed a white rabbit between the ears?"
    (No)
    [He Pulls his pockets inside-out]
    "Like to practice on me?"

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    Worst...pickup...ever

    "IS your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're lookin' dope"

    :rolleyes

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    That is pretty bad, but how about this one:

    (Sar has transcribed this one for me

    [Grabs her ass] "Is this seat taken?"

    (Sar's reply to this one is rather violent, so lock the kids in the closet then read on...)


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    [Grabs his balls]
    Sar: "That Depends-if I pull down on these, does a gumball pop out of the hole?"

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    Originally posted by KylieGrant
    Worst...pickup...ever

    "IS your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're lookin' dope"

    :rolleyes
    Was this used on you? If so, did you hit him? That line is just cause for an ass kicking.

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