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    A pick up line that has been said seriously, has not worked.

    A pick up line that has been used, as a joke, not expecting a response, has. It's an easy way to break the ice, laugh and let the guy show me he has a good sense of humour. At least the cleaner pickup lines.

    It's amazing what some losers out there will say. Simply amazing. My ex-boyfriend was after my friend for awhile and came up to her and said, "Give me your phone number, you know you want me"

    Um, no.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    It's an easy way to break the ice
    This reminds me of a funny story- the way my current bf and I met: he came up to me one day and said "Fat penguin" Me: What? Him: "Sorry, just needed something to break the ice."
    CORNY, I know. But he was joking, and after talking a while, we clicked.

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    Kylie, that is really funny! Did he ever say where he came up with that? How long have you been dating?
    "They can only edit what you give them. They cannot manufacture a fictional character out of thin air." (Bill Rancic - 4/04)
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    Well my friend, who is a redhead, got asked by her husband, "I have to know- are your pubes as red as your hair?" as his pickup line.

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    Oh my! That couldn't have worked!?!!
    "They can only edit what you give them. They cannot manufacture a fictional character out of thin air." (Bill Rancic - 4/04)
    Regarding editing reality TV: "You can't edit IN a bad personality." ("Cali"-11/02)
    BB8 - A "conveyor belt of human garbage." ("Pono" - 9/07)

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    That's not a pick up line, that's an honest question. Guys want to know

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    duckgirl! Too funny!

    Bravo- Yeah, I asked him, he said he heard it from a friend of his. How original. But I loved it. We've been dating 1 year, 2 months now.

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    Bravo, she married him didn't she?

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    OMG. I can't believe that works. He must be hot.

    My friend is a red head and she gets that ALL the time. It never works.

    The second most used line is "Are they real?". Also never works.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    OMG Duck, I can't believe that worked!

    I missed the word "husband" in that post!

    Are they real might get you slapped too! HAHA
    "They can only edit what you give them. They cannot manufacture a fictional character out of thin air." (Bill Rancic - 4/04)
    Regarding editing reality TV: "You can't edit IN a bad personality." ("Cali"-11/02)
    BB8 - A "conveyor belt of human garbage." ("Pono" - 9/07)

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