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    I've gotten alot of the above, plus these:

    Have you been eating lucky charms? Cause you look magically delicious.

    Are you an angel? Cause I think I'm in heaven.

    Do you work at Disney world? Cause you look like you're from the Magic Kingdom.

    So, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

    If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    :rolleyes :rolleyes

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    Man, I can't even parse that last one. I think it's a trap, though. Be very careful!
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    You think it's a trap? Cmon Paulie.

    Oh, are you still busy thinking about how to calculate your age?


    Do you have a band aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. :rolleyes

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    Originally posted by KylieGrant

    Do you have a band aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. :rolleyes
    People actually say this sh*t?

    I marvel at the madness. But you know, stuff like that has to work sometimes or else people wouldn't do it.

    An older woman (at least she was older at the time )who was my first "love" once told me never to use pick up lines on women, simply because I have a very dry sense of humor, and it just wouldn't come out right. Good advice that lady had...
    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    People actually say this sh*t?
    , not to me anyway! (I think they know they'll get smacked if they tried )

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    Modesty. Not many guys have "gotten me" with a pick up line. I :rolleyes them.

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    Originally posted by KylieGrant
    Modesty. Not many guys have "gotten me" with a pick up line. I :rolleyes them.
    Kylie - so you're saying some guys actually did!!!!???

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    Well....................
    Some guys are kinda irresistable.

    I think if you've got it, you've got it. If you don't, no pick up line is gonna work....ever.

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    Originally posted by KylieGrant
    I think if you've got it, you've got it. lol
    Even if they use a bad pickup line... (rethorical question...)

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    My favourte ever chat up line was said to me by an incredibly gorgeous Jamaican guy.

    Man - Do you have any Jamaican in you?
    Fluff- No
    Man - Would you like some?
    "That's Numberwang!"

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