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    FORT Fogey
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    Your looking sick and lonely how about a little vitamin ME!!!

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    Who is that in your av, Agent?

    These pickup lines are so funny. I'm writing them down in my little notebook, just in case I bump into Miss F someday.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    That's Lena Olin, AKA Sydney's Mom on Alias.

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    "Why don't you pull down my pants and we'll do the first thing that pops up?" (It's been used on me... Lotsa bravery there.)

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    Let's see. Some hockey players (if you want to know which ones, PM me) have used these:

    "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

    "My career won't be complete until I score you."

    "My face is leaving in 5 minutes and I'm going to need you to be on it"

    "Wanna spend a 5 minute major with me in the penalty box babe?" (Five minutes? I think he's being generous :rolleyes)

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    Wow....so this is where I went wrong!

    I gotta start writing these down...solid gold material here....

    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    I never knew women were so excited about their shoes. Good to know...
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Ha. You wish!!

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    That's Lena Olin, AKA Sydney's Mom on Alias.
    Sorry to get off topic here, but I NEED to say that she is a famous SWEDISH actress!

    And yeah... pickup lines... hmmmm.... sorry, can't think of any, except the really old and bad one: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?".

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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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