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    She's here all week, Folks ;-)

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    Sounds like you've been subjected to a lot of these, Miss F. I'm afraid I don't know many bad lines, because, well, all mine were good.

    However, on a college date in the winter once, when we returned to the car and I asked my date if she'd like to race the defroster. I was just kidding, but she took me up on my offer!

    The defoster won - eventually.

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    Well, now, then... I wonder what the Refugees meant by "Old Prudes"... ;-)

    Anyhow...

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    Like the new Av, AC!

    There is my absolute favourite which makes me laugh...

    If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    A cheesy pickup line, if told as a joke, can work.

    edited to add: not that I'm easy
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Thanks, Miss F... Funee

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    Can I buy you a drink? Good there's a liquor store on the way to my house

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    Here are a few...

    What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

    Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I can really see myself in them!

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    I hope you have a library card, cuz I'm checkin you out!

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    These are good! I was trying to remember that Windex one Mdrio.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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