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  1. #181
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    I already know how this one goes Anna, I did read this thread you know.

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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    FORT Fogey Pyramid Solitaire by Disney's Tangled Champion combatcutie's Avatar
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    hangin' with the girls drinking Cosmos
    Recently I was at a local dance club with my best friend and this guy came up to me and asked me to dance. When I politely told him that I wasn't interested in dancing with him, he said "you don't know what you're missing. I could rock your world":rolleyes:

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    After reading this whole thread, I'm not sure there's such a thing as a good pick up line.

  4. #184
    Here are some more- some may be repeated, but I will just put them all in:

    Somebody better call Heaven, cuz they're missing an angel!

    Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

    You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause you're the bomb.

    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

    All those curves and me with no brakes.

    If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

    You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

    I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

    Does it hurt to be that beautiful?

  5. #185
    Lovely Lydz. All those curves and me with no brakes.
    This is part of a song I used to hear on the radio. It made me laugh.

  6. #186
    How'd you like to do some stiff board banging with a human pile driver like me?

  7. #187
    How about this beauty....
    The word of the day is 'legs'. What say we go back to my house and spread the word?

  8. #188
    Oh! here's another great one!!!! (catch the sarcasim) I don't know if it's been said already, I haven't read everything......This one involves actions...hopefully I'll be able to explain it...
    (beckon person you want to hit on with finger...you know come here action..) Then when they get to where you are "if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two."
    If anyone ever uses this one.....SMACK HIM!!!!!!

  9. #189
    are you bad? cause I need a woman real bad!!!

  10. #190
    That's all folks! Unklescott's Avatar
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    This thread should be titled "How to Pick Up Women" By Manboobs Dave.

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