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    I couldn't either - I don't think there is enough alcohol anywhere to make me that gutsy . . . but like you said "good for them" put the shoe on the other foot

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    I totally agree, she was very stunning , I guess just being a guy I was caught off-guard and was probably put in an awkward position that most women are in. Ladies I must admit we ARE pigs, forgive us ,for we know not what we've done.
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    I wouldn't say pigs but it's nice of you to realize the position we can be put in. I have no first hand knowlege - I met the guy I married at 18, dated him exclusively for 12 years, married at 30 and separated at 35 so since I have no first hand knowledge, it's a lot of fun reading these and seeing what people go through.

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    I've never had good pick-up lines, only guys who say very average things, like, "you wanna dance" "can I buy you a drink" "what are you up to this weekend". Maybe I'm lucky, I don't know.

    One of my first boyfriends picked me up "brilliantly" while I was hanging candle rings in the store we worked at and he said, "smartly", "So, you hangin' candle rings?"

    Yep, I'm easily won over.
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    Well I guess he was original and not cheesy - For some reason when I'm reading these, I picture the guy with the shirt open to his belly button and hairy chest with gold chains doing the talking. I know. . . too much tv

    . . and yes, you're pretty easy

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    Okay, it wasn't THAT easy, but I could tell he was nervous, so I gave him a break and he became more entertaining later.

    Here's another: "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
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    This one should work for unexplained:

    "I just got Adrien Brody's autograph. If you go out with me, I'll give it to you."

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    I'm so easily picked up.
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    Join the club.
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    Hazy, did it hurt?

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