BAD, BAD pick up lines!

[LoveyLydz]

Here's one : Were you arrested yet? For stealing my heart. :rolleyes:

[unexplained]

Eww, hazy! An Adrien Brody cast?

Any line with Adrien Brody in it will definitely interest me.

[QuinntheEskimo]

I had a girl use this line on me a few years ago...

She walks up to me and says
"Hey there, I'm _______, when you catch your breath, i'll be over there waiting"
and walks off...

she had a southern accent, with an ego... too much for me to handle!!

[LoveyLydz]

I would have laughed so hard at that one that I would have needed to catch my breath from laughing. Where do people come UP with these things??

[KKelly]

I've got the southern accent (or so some say) but wow! Never had I had that much confidence

[QuinntheEskimo]

we were laughing so hard, that we were out of breath... i was flabbergasted at first... but after a few drinks, i was intrigued- so i went and talked to her for a few minutes...

[KKelly]

LOL - such a guy!

Was she "all that"? I just can't even imagine being that cocky

[QuinntheEskimo]

i said i had a few (?) drinks on top of the few i had before... and yes i was a silly boy...

she definitely wasn't "all that"- certainly not of Paige Jones caliber (tongue in cheek)... maybe i looked vulnerable (read: desperate) and she needed an ego boost?? maybe her name was paige jones?

[aliasmq]

Some woman at a bar recently said to me "How long is it going to take for me to taste your lips?", whatever, after 2 drinks I was out.

[Shazzer]

Wow, these women have cajones. I guess I can't laugh at them, as they're doing something most guys already do. Kudos to them. I'd never do it.