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    Here's one : Were you arrested yet? For stealing my heart. :rolleyes:

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    can i have your heart? unexplained's Avatar
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    Eww, hazy! An Adrien Brody cast?

    Any line with Adrien Brody in it will definitely interest me.
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    I had a girl use this line on me a few years ago...

    She walks up to me and says
    "Hey there, I'm _______, when you catch your breath, i'll be over there waiting"
    and walks off...

    she had a southern accent, with an ego... too much for me to handle!!

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    I would have laughed so hard at that one that I would have needed to catch my breath from laughing. Where do people come UP with these things??

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    I've got the southern accent (or so some say) but wow! Never had I had that much confidence

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    we were laughing so hard, that we were out of breath... i was flabbergasted at first... but after a few drinks, i was intrigued- so i went and talked to her for a few minutes...

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    LOL - such a guy!

    Was she "all that"? I just can't even imagine being that cocky

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    i said i had a few (?) drinks on top of the few i had before... and yes i was a silly boy...

    she definitely wasn't "all that"- certainly not of Paige Jones caliber (tongue in cheek)... maybe i looked vulnerable (read: desperate) and she needed an ego boost?? maybe her name was paige jones?

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    Some woman at a bar recently said to me "How long is it going to take for me to taste your lips?", whatever, after 2 drinks I was out.
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    Wow, these women have cajones. I guess I can't laugh at them, as they're doing something most guys already do. Kudos to them. I'd never do it.
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