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    thanks for the welcome, boredouttamind!


    That pick up line is much better than most of the ones posted here. [/B]
    um, thanks, i think...... but if these are supposed to be "BAD, BAD pick up lines" it looks like i'll have to try harder to remember ones that aren't "better."

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    Want to sit down on my lap and see what comes up?

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    Want to sit down on my lap and see what comes up?

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    My grandpa used to carry the 3 of diamonds in his shirt pocket all the time. He's tell people "think of a card, any card" and have them say what it was. Most of the time they'd say something else and he'd have to answer "oh, never mind" ... but every now and then he'd get lucky and they'd say "3 of diamonds" and he'd look like some kinda genius pulling it out of his pocket.

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    He should have just carried a whole deck and then fished out the proper card each time...

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    You'd need a lot of pockets to pull that off smoothly!

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    Oh.. Anna, the seating on the lap. Wickedly crude!
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

    "The mind is its own place, and in it, self can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton, Paradise Lost.

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    Another good one:

    Go up to unexplained, point somewhere and say "There's Adrien Brody!" and take advantage of her while she has her head turned...

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    Aww.
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

    "The mind is its own place, and in it, self can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton, Paradise Lost.

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    I was just gonna get an Adrien Brody plaster cast made. But that sounds a lot easier.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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