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    Oh, Unexplained, that is BAD!
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    Originally posted by drkim
    As a chemistry prof, I had a student in a bar walk up to me and say "I think my molecules and your molecules are going to have a chemical reaction."
    Oh my. That's just pathetic.
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    Hazy, did it hurt?

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    Here are some more that people have said to my friend...

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

    3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

    4. Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?

    5. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

    6. You are so fine that I'd eat your s*** just to see where it came from.

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    Originally posted by hazyshadeof
    I had a friend in college... who would walk up to a girl, stare at her shoes for about 10-15 seconds, and then in all earnesty, look up at her and say "Nice shoes, wanna f..."
    The amazing thing about this one is that it was repeated on Page 2 of this thread. I wouldn't have thought of it as a line that more than one person would've employed. Is it from a movie or something?
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    Originally posted by boredouttamind
    Here are some more that people have said to my friend...

    1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

    3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

    4. Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?

    5. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

    6. You are so fine that I'd eat your s*** just to see where it came from.
    I'm sure you'll get plenty of dates with those lines, "Juanita"...

    at your avatar, but do you really want people to picture Juanita when they read your posts...?

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    Originally posted by AnnaRHR

    at your avatar, but do you really want people to picture Juanita when they read your posts...?
    Hmm... good point. It may cause their eardrums to bleed if they hear "Wha Abou th Chirrun" in their heads...

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    odd place for my first FORT post but here goes



    is your daddy a thief?

    (you probably say "no")


    then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?



    [this should probably be said to someone like Paige of For Love or Money and hence would have a chance at working]

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    Did it hurt?

    If they say "Did what hurt"

    Two possible answers:

    "When you fell from Heaven"

    or

    "When you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch"

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    , 'crastinator!

    That pick up line is much better than most of the ones posted here.

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