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    Ken's cookie! KylieGrant's Avatar
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    Bill

    So that guy WAS you. I had suspected it. He had the spiky red hair and bulbous nose, too.

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    Yup, I score a lot of points with the ladies whenever I discuss my bulbous nose!
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    It is all about the nose.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    My favorite:

    Does my tongue taste funny?

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    Gross!!!
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    yes, but effective. and funny!

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    This thread has me rolling on the floor. I thought I'd revive it by posting a few lines that have actually been used on me...

    1) Random Guy: How are you doing?
    Me: Fine.
    Random Guy: Well, I knew you were FINE the minute I laid eyes on you!

    2) Creepy Guy: Can I give you a foot massage?
    Me: *looks at guy in horror, bonus yuck points for my MOM being right next to me!!!*

    3) Car Full of Frat Guys Next to Me in LA Traffic: *motion for me to roll down window then yells* WILL YOU MARRY ME?
    Me: *ducks head and prays for green lights*

    4) Goodfella in NY: You're so pretty, you should have your own calendar.
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    I got this little poem from a friend of mine:

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I like spaghetti.
    Let's go f***.

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    Who says romance is dead? Did you take up your friend on the offer, Bored?
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    I had a friend in college... who would walk up to a girl, stare at her shoes for about 10-15 seconds, and then in all earnesty, look up at her and say "Nice shoes, wanna f..."

    He'd get slapped about 10 times a night, but always ended up going home with someone.

    And no, contrary to popular belief, he is not my hero.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's eyes... but why... why... why can't it be me?

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