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    Evil Slash Crazy Miss Filangi's Avatar
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    Yes, I love when men resort to name calling if they fail to pick up.

    Oh, you called me a whore? And I STILL won't sleep with you? Wow. You must be quite a prize if a whore like me turns you down. :rolleyes
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    Originally posted by Miss Filangi
    Oh, you called me a whore? And I STILL won't sleep with you? Wow. You must be quite a prize if a whore like me turns you down. :rolleyes
    Miss F! That's good!

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    Hehehe! Exactly! I think he would be the whore for Making it "worth my while" just for a drink.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Once a guy said, "Hey!, buy me a drink!". When I did not respond he said,"Come on bi***! I'll make it worth your while."
    Man, he leaves himself open to way too many good comebacks with a line like that.

    "If by 'make it worth my while' you mean that if I buy you a drink you'll go home right away, pack your bags, leave the country, and never to bother me again - then you've got a deal."

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    Actually, once I smelled the stench; I was afraid to open my mouth for fear that the haze would stain my teeth. I held my breath until he left.
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    Wayner! Good one!


    Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to Heaven? :rolleyes

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    A guy I work with told me this story. A friend of his was in a bar and got completely falling down drunk. He walked up to a woman at the bar and said "I suppose a f**k is out of the question?" She smiled and said "Actually, I'd love one." So, off they go to his place, and she turns out to be a hooker and demands cash up front. He passes out and she stole all his money! Serves him right!

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    Wayner! That is TOO funny!

    But he SOO had that coming.

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    I think I had forgotten why I hated these. Too bad I remember, now.

    I got this at WalMart on Christmas Eve:

    "Santa said you'd been good this year, wanna go back to my place and prove him wrong?"

    :rolleyes Yeah, THAT'S really gonna get ya some. :rolleyes

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    uh oh... I guess I had better stop using that one...

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