BAD, BAD pick up lines!

[Miss Filangi]

Yes, I love when men resort to name calling if they fail to pick up.

Oh, you called me a whore? And I STILL won't sleep with you? Wow. You must be quite a prize if a whore like me turns you down. :rolleyes

[Modesty]

Originally posted by Miss Filangi
Oh, you called me a whore? And I STILL won't sleep with you? Wow. You must be quite a prize if a whore like me turns you down. :rolleyes

Miss F! That's good!

[Feifer]

Hehehe! Exactly! I think he would be the whore for Making it "worth my while" just for a drink.

[Wayner]

Once a guy said, "Hey!, buy me a drink!". When I did not respond he said,"Come on bi***! I'll make it worth your while."

Man, he leaves himself open to way too many good comebacks with a line like that.

"If by 'make it worth my while' you mean that if I buy you a drink you'll go home right away, pack your bags, leave the country, and never to bother me again - then you've got a deal."

[Feifer]

Actually, once I smelled the stench; I was afraid to open my mouth for fear that the haze would stain my teeth. I held my breath until he left.

[KylieGrant]

Wayner! Good one!


Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to Heaven? :rolleyes

[Wayner]

A guy I work with told me this story. A friend of his was in a bar and got completely falling down drunk. He walked up to a woman at the bar and said "I suppose a f**k is out of the question?" She smiled and said "Actually, I'd love one." So, off they go to his place, and she turns out to be a hooker and demands cash up front. He passes out and she stole all his money! Serves him right!

[KylieGrant]

Wayner! That is TOO funny!

But he SOO had that coming.

[KylieGrant]

I think I had forgotten why I hated these. Too bad I remember, now.

I got this at WalMart on Christmas Eve:

"Santa said you'd been good this year, wanna go back to my place and prove him wrong?"

:rolleyes Yeah, THAT'S really gonna get ya some. :rolleyes

[Bill]

uh oh... I guess I had better stop using that one...