I've been reading some of the funny things people have in their signature lines, and thought it would be fun for people to put a couple of their favorite quotes here. Remember toi give credit if you can.
I've got a bunch, but will post only a couple here now:
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity" Albert Einstein
"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher" Socrates
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times" Mark Twain
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next" Franklin P. Jones