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    "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
    --George Carlin.


    Originally posted by Wayner
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    Just for Wayner...



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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Thanks Bill, I'm feelin' the love.

    Here are several sports quotes that made me laugh:

    Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to."

    Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

    New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996

    "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
    - Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

    "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

    "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
    - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

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    wayner, those are hilarious!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Norman Einstein - the somewhat lesser-known brother of Albert, famous for his Theory of Irrelevance.

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Good comeback, John!

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    Wayner! Those are great!

    ((And for wayner ))
    (((Also, I hit 1000 a while back )))

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    Here's another for the sports list.

    "I have two weapons - my legs, my arm and my brains."
    -Michael Vick, Atlanta Falcons QB on the secret of his success. (Sports Illustrated)

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    "You're always hearing something
    Until silence interrupts it
    Like dinosaur burps"

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    , Wayner - those sports quotes are hilarious!

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    Oh my

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields

    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -- Louisiana native Britney Spears, when asked the best part of being famous.


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