Funny Quotes

[jodaar]

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark Twain

[KylieGrant]

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde

[KylieGrant]

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror." -- Oscar Wilde

"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." -- Warren Beatty

"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw

And my absolute fave: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." -- Timothy Leary

[KylieGrant]

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." -- Oscar Wilde

"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause." -- Mark Twain

[cali]

These are great

[agentcarver]

Agreed...

Wish I had something to add this time around...

[firegirl]

"There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead."
- Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

[Wayner]

"Shaq isn't the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man. But before you can be the man, you've got to be the man."

- Dennis Rodman

[fluff]

I love that one Wayner, so, well, Rodman really.

[Wayner]

Glad you liked it Fluff. I used to have it posted on the wall of my cubicle, which is the only reason I remember it so well.

BTW, I hit 800 posts today. Do we have a new party thread anywhere? I need some ninjas!