"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark Twain
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde
"The basis of optimism is sheer terror." -- Oscar Wilde
"You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." -- Warren Beatty
"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw
And my absolute fave: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." -- Timothy Leary
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"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." -- Oscar Wilde
"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause." -- Mark Twain
These are great![]()
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg
Agreed...
Wish I had something to add this time around...
"There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead."
- Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
"Shaq isn't the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man. But before you can be the man, you've got to be the man."
- Dennis Rodman
I love that one Wayner, so, well, Rodman really.![]()
Last edited by fluff; 11-15-2002 at 12:17 PM.
"That's Numberwang!"
Glad you liked it Fluff. I used to have it posted on the wall of my cubicle, which is the only reason I remember it so well.
BTW, I hit 800 posts today. Do we have a new party thread anywhere? I need some ninjas!![]()