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    "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself."
    -Mark Twain

    "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark Twain

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    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
    -Oscar Wilde

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    "The basis of optimism is sheer terror." -- Oscar Wilde

    "You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play." -- Warren Beatty

    "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'" -- George Bernard Shaw

    And my absolute fave: "Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." -- Timothy Leary


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    "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." -- Oscar Wilde

    "The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause." -- Mark Twain

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    These are great
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Agreed...

    Wish I had something to add this time around...

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    "There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead."
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    "Shaq isn't the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man. But before you can be the man, you've got to be the man."

    - Dennis Rodman

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    I love that one Wayner, so, well, Rodman really.
    Last edited by fluff; 11-15-2002 at 12:17 PM.
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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Glad you liked it Fluff. I used to have it posted on the wall of my cubicle, which is the only reason I remember it so well.

    BTW, I hit 800 posts today. Do we have a new party thread anywhere? I need some ninjas!

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