What are you going to be for Halloween?

[hepcat]

No, it's not too early! Those of us having to sew costumes are starting on them now.

My daughter wants to be a ballerina, a butterfly, and a fish. At once. Any gentle suggestions to the contrary result in trembling chin and big tears. She's three, she wants to be three things, and she wants them all at the same time.

I actually think I worked out a costume that will fulfill her requirements. Next year she'll be a year older and more open to negotiation, right? :rolleyes

Meanwhile, I'll be lucky if I wear a funny hat. I have a death robe I throw on whenever I don't have a costume, but come on, not very fun or sexy. What are you going to be for Halloween?

[Yellow Apple]

I'm going with my old standby: drunk guy.

[John]

I'm going to be "guy with wife who turns out the lights and pretends not to be home".

OR

"guy with wife and lots of candy, who always runs out early because of the mob of children in the neighborhood."

[tv_is_fake]

Paint a face on my bare butt and walk backwards.

[John]

What do you do the other 364 days?

[holiday]

I'm gonna be a pimp!! whoo hooo, hasn't let me down 2 years in a row (ever since I bought my huge 10 dollar faux fur coat at value village!!)

[dvm]

I'm gonna be a pimp!! whoo hooo, hasn't let me down 2 years in a row (ever since I bought my huge 10 dollar faux fur coat at value village!!)

You should walk around with a video cam, then.... fo' shizzle

[holiday]

thats a good idea

[marybethp]

I'll be the "woman who buys only candy she likes in hopes that nobody will come to the house so she can eat it"

[hepcat]

I'm going to be "guy with wife who turns out the lights and pretends not to be home".

OR

"guy with wife and lots of candy, who always runs out early because of the mob of children in the neighborhood."

I've been #1 plenty o'times (before kids). There was a guy on our block who gave out Mentos last year, maybe he was #2. Or maybe he's just sick of kids with Cheerio breath. (?)