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    The race is back! John's Avatar
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    What's with the pirates?

    Wondering what's up with the pirates? Well, it's partly the premiere tonight of Survivor: Pearl Islands.

    But also, tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Didn't know that, did ya, landlubbers?

    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

    10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
    9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
    8. Come on up and see me urchins.
    7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
    6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
    4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
    3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
    2. Well blow me down?
    1. Prepare to be boarded.

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    Now, those are some pickup lines
    ps. This is just my opinion in the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
    AAARGH

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    I'm a little out of tune tash's Avatar
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    LOL. If I ever tried to use one of those, the person I'd be trying to 'pick up' would be revolted (and never speak to me again ... hee).

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    I think those pick up lines are hilarious! I wouldn't use them, though, but they're funny as hell!

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    "Prepare to be boarded."
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

    "The mind is its own place, and in it, self can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton, Paradise Lost.

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    Reminds me of this pirate game I used to play, and when a ship was sinking this voiceover guy would say "She's going to go down!" in an excited voice. I remember thinking "Whoa, settle down, Beavis."

    Then if you were boarding another ship, it would say "boarding commenced!"

    Ah, yeah, lots of laughs at that.
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    You can only get away with pickup lines like that one day a year: today. So, use one on your intended vict, er, date tonight, after throwing a few "arrr"'s into your conversation.

    Just remember to remove the parrot. Someone could get hurt.

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    Loving all the pirate themed avatars, especially Miss Filangi's Mr. Potato Head! Ahoy matey!

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    How about "Aye lass. Me leg's not the only wood I be sportin'."

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