Hmm.. Since we can say anything:
Jenna Morasco was the most brilliant Survivor player ever!
Clarence should have eaten all the food in camp and claimed a lion came and ate it!
They should do another "America's Most Talented Kid" and "America's Most Talented Senior"!
Flo deserved to win $1,000,000. Zach should have given her his share.
Robert is an upstanding man and a good male role-model.
Stephen Baldwin should have won Celebrity Mole: Hawaii.
Heidi stripping for peanut butter was a smart move!
They pay Fear Factor Champions way too much.
That Arnold-Schwarzneggar's-Evil-Twin guy should win Cupid!
...now that I've made my point about saying anything we want to, I hope everyone recognizes my blatant sarcasm. I'm going to go wash my hands and go to confessional now, because THAT [points up] was just wrong.