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    For all the effort people put into their proms, you rarely hear stories about how great they were.
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    LMAO, Birky!!!!!
    sorry, but that is pretty darn funny!!!!
    Man I mean to tell you, she had it locked down tighter than Fort Knox. I could not talk her out of or into ANYTHING and it was the first time in my life that had happened to me. Very humbling experience. She smelled soooooo good and I was 19 so my Hormones were a weapon of mass destruction.

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    Lets see who blinks! Perc's Avatar
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    True Paulie, very true. I think it has something to do with a need for drama.
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    Hmmm...okay, I've got one. In high school I briefly went out with a girl name Krista. I got grounded for having her over to the house once when my folks weren't home. She ended up dating the guy that sat next to me in band. He and I didn't get along very well after that.

    His parents went out of town and specifically told Jeff NOT to have Krista over to the house while they were gone (Krista was a bow-chicka-bow-bow kind of girl in Paulie-speak). They got back, found out she'd been there, he got grounded for a month. BUT they still allowed him to attend school basketball games, as he was in the pep band. So, the first game after he's been grounded comes, and at halftime, Jeff and Krista take off. I calmly went to a phone and called his parents. "Uh yes, Mrs. Cates, this is Phil Hartman the student teacher over at Capital High. Yes, I was wondering - was Jeff planning on coming to the game tonight? He was? Really? Because he isn't here - it's halftime and Wayner is the only saxophone player we've got tonight and we could really use him. If you see him could you ask him to hurry over to the gym? Great, thanks."

    Good old Jeff got grounded for another month.

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    Now that was pretty cold and calculating Wayner...

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    Wayner! Very clever move there!!

    I feel like I'm missing out on something, because most of my breakups have been pretty anti-climatic. I am still friends with alot of the guys I used to date!

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    I am still friends with alot of the guys I used to date!
    Speaking as a guy, I can tell you it's because you broke up with them, and they still secretly hope that there is a chance you'll get back together, and if they give up the "friend" thing, all hope is lost.

    Not that I ever fell into that trap in my younger days.

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    Wayner. So that's what it is, and that's why they still call me and "just drop by" at those conveinent times. I'll remember that.

    It's true though, I usually am the heartbreaker. What does that say about me?

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    Amen Wayner.

    That's exactly what it is.
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    I disagree...
    My best friend is my ex-boyfriend, and we both know that we don't want to have a relationship! HA!

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