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    "May you have the health of a salmon,
    A strong heart, and a wet mouth."

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    Originally posted by Wayner

    Through the lips and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes.
    That is my dad's favorite toast. I have heard it all my life.

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    Our family toast is "may you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead".
    (Has to be said in a very strong Irish accent )

    That was my grandad's favourite.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Good one, Fluff. I've heard that before but could not recall the wording.

    "Here's to those that love us,
    And here's to those that don't,
    A smile for those who are willing to,
    And a tear for those who won't."

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    Here's the toast from "Four Weddings and a Funeral"

    I am sorry to drag you from your delicious dessert but there are one or two little things I feel I should say as best man. This is only the second time Iíve been a best man. I hope I did the job all right. At least the couple in question are still talking to me. They are not actually talking to each other. The divorce came through a couple of months ago. But Iím sure it had absolutely nothing to do with me. Apparently Paula knew that Peter had slept with her younger sister before I mentioned it in my speech. The fact that he slept with her mother came as a surprise. But I think it was incidental to the nightmare of recrimination and violence that became their two-day marriage.

    But my job today is to talk about Angus and there are no skeletons in his cupboard.

    I am ever in bewildered awe of anyone who makes this kind of commitment that (they) have made today. I know I couldnít do it.

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    There was a great toast in My Best Friend's Wedding.
    Also funny in The Wedding Planner when J Lo was feeding the best man his toast through an earpiece.

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    Fluff, you sound like you have a great family!

    Here's one I like:

    "May thy life be long and happy,
    Thy cares and sorrows few;
    And the many friends around thee
    Prove faithful, fond and true."


    I don't think any of us could ask for anything more than that.

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    Another wedding one:

    "Here's to matrimony...
    The high sea for which no compass has yet been invented."

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    Wayner, that's a really sweet one. I like that!

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    Wayner, that's a really sweet one. I like that!
    Yeah, but how many points is it worth?

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