Attn: Pat Buchanan

[agentcarver]

Hello, Patty, Darling.

My name is Jeannevive Murray. I am British of birth, but was moved to Canada at a young age, so I consider myself to be Canadian.

Recently, your comments shocked and disturbed me, not so much for their content, but much more because you can't pronounce our name right.

It's not "Canookistan", it's "Canuckistan". "Nuck" as in "Puck"

In future, feel free to visit our country to interact with us "Canooks", but keep in mind, you will be stopped at the boarder, thumbprinted, carded, we will require 16 pieces of identification, a urine sample, 6 blood tests, and we will still refuse you entry because you are a Right-Wing extremist.

Yours,

Vive Murray

[Miss Filangi]

Screw you Pat. Perhaps you should venture into the country you criticize before talking out of your ass.