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Thread: Top ten signs that you're too old to trick or treat:

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    Old Timer tvjunkie's Avatar
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    Top ten signs that you're too old to trick or treat:

    10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

    9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

    8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

    6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

    5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

    4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

    1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock.

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    As someone totally opposed to Halloween it's certainly good to find something to laugh about.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Very funny!

    And Fluff, I think that it is very nice of you to go to the trouble of making your kids costumes even though you aren't crazy about the holiday.

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    Great list, tvjunkie

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    I only had 5 trick or treaters this year. I was very disappointed because this year tvjunkie took the boys out and I got to stay home and give out candy. I guess most of the people around here had all of the top 10 reasons going on!!! LOL

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    I only had one moron ring my bell despite the fact there were no cars in the driveway and no lights visible from outside.
    I didn't bother answering the door. Ha!!
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I found this list highly disturbing...

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