Humor : Life Lesson Classes for Men

[Foggy Doggy]

CLASSES FOR MEN NOW BEING HELD
AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER.

Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1:
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAY.
Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2:
TOILET PAPER:
Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round table discussion.

Topic 3:
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE
BY LIFTING THE SEAT AND
AVOID SPLASHING THE FLOOR,
WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.

Topic 4:
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5:
DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples on video.

Topic 6:
IDENTITY CRISIS:
Losing Control of The Remote
To Your Significant Other.
Hot line numbers and support groups.

Topic 7:
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS:
Looking in the right place
instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 8:
HEALTH WATCH:
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9:
ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS.
Real life testimonials
(May be cancelled due to unavailability
of any man able to give testimonials).

Topic 10:
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Computer generated driving simulation.

Topic 11:
LEARNING ABOUT LIFE:
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.

Topic 12:
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.


Topic 13:
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries,
(Plus other so-called important dates.)

Bonus:
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.!
Cerebral shock therapy session.

[senrik]

[QUOTE=Foggy Doggy]CLASSES FOR MEN NOW BEING HELD
AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER.

[QUOTE]



I resemble that.

[Foggy Doggy]

[QUOTE=senrik][QUOTE=Foggy Doggy]CLASSES FOR MEN NOW BEING HELD
AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER.

I resemble that.

I know me too....and I'm not even straight

[Yellow Apple]

I know me too....and I'm not even straight

I guess some things are just genetically determined no matter what.

Anyway, you forgot the one about actually paying attention when she's talking instead of thinking about the score of the 1973 championship game between memphis state and ucla.

And the one that goes with that about "The Woman is always right: how to lose every argument and still win."

[senrik]

I guess some things are just genetically determined no matter what.

Anyway, you forgot the one about actually paying attention when she's talking instead of thinking about the score of the 1973 championship game between memphis state and ucla.

And the one that goes with that about "The Woman is always right: how to lose every argument and still win."

you mean we are supposed to pay attention to them?

[Yellow Apple]

you mean we are supposed to pay attention to them?

Shhh..... don't let them hear you say that.

If she says "naked" then I'm paying attention.

[Foggy Doggy]

I guess some things are just genetically determined no matter what.

Anyway, you forgot the one about actually paying attention when she's talking instead of thinking about the score of the 1973 championship game between memphis state and ucla.

And the one that goes with that about "The Woman is always right: how to lose every argument and still win."

@ YA

Oh yeah....for years working with women for years in my former occupation, I learned this last one quite quickly ! Never argue with women....you are a male and you INSTANTLY lose. Even the gay guy is always wrong

[sonormal]

I have one...but you'll have to use your imagination to fill in the blanks, as I'm not going to be specific and change the family-style environment being cultivated here-- LOL!

Life Lesson for Men:
When she says, NO not tonight -- it does not mean try another way... or another place...

[hazyshadeof]

Life Lesson for Men:

When she says, NO not tonight -- it does not mean try another way... or another place...

It doesn't? Well that explains a LOT! Where is that notepad of mine?

[sonormal]

I don't think I explained it clearly enough-- because I know quite a few guys who do not get it...and keep trying with creative new ways of making "no, not tonight" a "yes"