CLASSES FOR MEN NOW BEING HELD
AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER.
Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAY.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round table discussion.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE
BY LIFTING THE SEAT AND
AVOID SPLASHING THE FLOOR,
WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples on video.
Losing Control of The Remote
To Your Significant Other.
Hot line numbers and support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS:
Looking in the right place
instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming.
Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS.
Real life testimonials
(May be cancelled due to unavailability
of any man able to give testimonials).
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Computer generated driving simulation.
LEARNING ABOUT LIFE:
Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries,
(Plus other so-called important dates.)
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.!
Cerebral shock therapy session.