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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Okay - those last two ladies are freakin' H.O.T. !!! Wowzers...

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Those are very funny! I'm sure every generation looks back and says, "What were they thinkin'??"

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    Weeweechu

    One beautiful, mid-December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

    It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

    Oh no, not now, Pedro, let's just look at the moon!" said Rosita.

    Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I just wanna hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

    Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

    Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

    Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....


    "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

    Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Oh, misskitty, I haven't seen that one before!! Weeweechu ...hee, hee!

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    home(otr) - I cannot wait to show those catalog pix to my kids today. I was in college (their age) then. Hopefully it will explain a lot to them. They are always threatening to pitch me to a makeover show.
    Count your blessings!

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    homeontherange - Yikes - Not sure if I should thank you or PFFT you for that clothing walk down memory lane, of disco and leisure suits of which I had 2 and jumpsuits of which I had several. What was I thinking?

    misskitty
    - weeweechu? too too funny.
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    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Because I have a warped sense of humor...

    Reality is the beginning...not the end....Wallace Stevens

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by bbnbama;2733104;
    Because I have a warped sense of humor...

    You really should do a coffee spit warning....
    - The Dean Martin Show -

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    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Can I put a riddle in here, too? If not, you can move it somewhere and let me know where it's moved to. This isn't a funny riddle. It's actually one that really makes you think. If you've seen this riddle on answers.yahoo, please do not answer the question. Give the people who haven't seen it a chance.
    Here it is:
    I say 12, you say 6: You're right
    I say 6, you say 3: You're right again.
    I say 4, you say 2: You're wrong. What's the right answer?
    Hurley: (holding up a Jesus statue) I don't know. I thought there might be a prowler or something.
    Mrs. Reyes: (grabbing the statue) Jesus Christ is not a weapon! - LOST "There's No Place Like Home Pt. 1

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    That no, YOU'RE wrong

    I'll think about it for a while . . .

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    Ha, ha Newf. I just got it. heh. Didn't cheat, either. It's one of those think outside the box jokes. I read it last night and didn't get it, slept on it, and this morning looked at it and it was obvious. Love the way the mind works when you don't try too hard.
    Count your blessings!

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