The aide at the nursing home was making her rounds when she walked into Joes room. Joe was sitting on the end of his bed with his arms up like hes driving a car. "Joe what are you doing?" she asks. "I'm going on a road trip to Vegas." The aide laughs and tells him to have a good time and drive safely. She then procedes to Bills room. There Bill is sittiing on the end of his bed masturbateing. Shocked she asks "Bill what are you doing?" "I'm having an affair with Joes wife while he's in Vegas."