Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines
10. All day I make toys -- all night I make love
9. Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?
8. We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle
7. That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there
6. Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay
5. One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel
4. Why, yes -- I am George Stephanopoulos!
3. I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only Jewish elf
2. Not everything about me is tiny
1. That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling