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    Before starting off on a business trip to Tulsa,
    I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym.

    The hotel's operator replied
    "We have over 300 guests at this facility, ma'am.
    Does this 'Gym' have a last name?"

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    Parrots . . .


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    Thats cute, Marley If only one of them was pink...

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    Now who ever heard of a pink parrot?

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    Marley, funny.
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

    "The mind is its own place, and in it, self can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." -John Milton, Paradise Lost.

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    A blonde and a brunette walk into a building. You would think one of them would realize.

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    Love many, trust a few, and always paddle your own canoe

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    1) A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere and I'm tired of looking for her!

    2) Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots' uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high five.

    "You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day their gonna scream too late, and we're gonna die."

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