Two men are driving through Kentucky when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Kentucky Boy" the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"