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    I think that the absolute worst job I've ever heard of is the guy who has to put on a wet suit and dive to the bottom of sewage disposal tanks and unclog the drain when stuff gets caught there.

    Very, very bad job.

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    OK, at first I thought "this story is fake" but I don't think you could make up something like that. I know I never would have thought of jellyfish, buttocks, and naked diving man.

    In another forum I go to, someone there posted a story in a thread with a similar title about a mail bomber who had one of his mail bombs returned because he wrote the address wrong on the package. He was dumb enough to put a return address on the package. He was even dumber because he forgot it was his mail bomb, and he opened the package and killed himself. I don't know whether or not that's true, but hey, it's a good story. Next time you have a bad day, it could be worse. You could be not only the dumbest terrorist, but also the dumbest DEAD terrorist.
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    Foggy Doggy, that story

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    Humor : Signs for our times.....

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
    Women's restroom
    Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

    If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired
    of putting up with her shit.
    Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

    At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
    Wickenburg, AZ

    Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
    Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books New York, New York.

    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress!
    Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC

    Express Lane: Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

    You're too good for him.
    Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

    and my favourite, and most realistic one ~~~

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

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    Foggy Doggy, you are just too funny!

    So, they are going to re-air TAR tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    Foggy Doggy, you are just too funny!

    So, they are going to re-air TAR tomorrow!
    Saturday nite ? I also saw BB4 is on tomorrow nite and not tonight.....was there a reason they moved it ?

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    That is second hand info from the TAR forum. Check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    That is second hand info from the TAR forum. Check it out.
    Hmmmmmm....I would love to see it again, it was the best TAR episode so far....I was just on the edge of my seat the whole show !

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    Humor : Hawaiian humor....

    Hawaiian-style humor

    Manuel and his brother, Lester, were talking one afternoon when Manuel
    tells Lester, "Eh, brah, I ready for one vacation. Only t'ing this year I go
    differently. Last few years, I wen take your suggestions to where to go.

    "Three years ago you wen said go to Maui, so I wen and Marie got
    pregnant.

    "Then two years ago, you wen tell me go to Kauai and again Marie wen
    get happy. Last year, you said to Hilo and I wen and guess wat? Marie wen get pregnant again."

    Lester asked Manuel, "So wat you going to do this year mo different?"

    Manuel sez, "This year I going take Marie with me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy Doggy
    Hawaiian-style humor

    Manuel and his brother, Lester, were talking one afternoon when Manuel
    tells Lester, "Eh, brah, I ready for one vacation. Only t'ing this year I go
    differently. Last few years, I wen take your suggestions to where to go.

    "Three years ago you wen said go to Maui, so I wen and Marie got
    pregnant.

    "Then two years ago, you wen tell me go to Kauai and again Marie wen
    get happy. Last year, you said to Hilo and I wen and guess wat? Marie wen get pregnant again."

    Lester asked Manuel, "So wat you going to do this year mo different?"

    Manuel sez, "This year I going take Marie with me."
    Hehe... always the best.
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