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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    You're silly.
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by Baby's Breath View Post
    You're silly.
    Well, I made you laugh, didn't I?
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    I think we could all use a chuckle today.

    A Priest, A Minister, and a Rabbi want to see who is best at his job. They each go into the woods, find a bear. and attempt to convert it. Later they get together to compare the results. The Priest begins, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion." "I found a bear by the stream," says the Minister, "And preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me Baptize him." They both looked down at the Rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says. "Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Ha!!!!
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Too funny!
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Thanks, ECM. This thread is too little used!
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    someone posted this on Nextdoor:

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