Fred takes his dog to the vet because the dog hasn't been feeling well.
He first asks the vet how much the office visit will be beacuse he is a little short on money.
The vet replies: "It will be $65."
Fred tells the vet that is reasonable so they begin the exam.
The dog is placed on the table and the vet does a very thorough exam on the dog. He tells Fred "Your dog appears to be fine. Heart, lungs sound good, no lumps or anything, strong teeth," etc.
Fred insists there is something wrong with the dog. "You know doc, I really believe there is something wrong here. He doesn't eat, just lays around the house. He's just not himself."
The vet tells Fred "If you want, I can have my dog come in and check him out."
Fred looks at the vet all weird. "Yeah, right doc." The tells him "No, really my dog is pretty good at sensing if there is something wrong with another dog." So Fred figures why not and tells the vet O.K.
The vets dog comes in, a beautifuk black lab, and walks around Fred's dog, sniffing and they're barking at each other. The vet leans down as the lab barks in his ear and then the vet lets him out of the room.
"He says there is nothing wrong with your dog. How about if my cat takes a look at him too, you know a second opinion." At this point Fred just gives in and tells him to go ahead.
The vets cat comes in and it's just like the vets dog. He walks around, sniffs the dog, meows at the dog, the dog barks back, the vet leans down as the cat meows in his ear and the vet lets him out of the room.
"My cat says your dog is fine, no problems"
By now Fred just wants to get out of this place. So he opens his wallet and gives the vet $65. The vet says the bill is now $665. Fred asks why so much and the vet replies:
"$65 for the office visit, $300 for the lab work and another $300 for the cat scan."