This is like the fishing joke;Originally Posted by Gutmutter;3647136;
A man is having an affair, and tells his wife he is going out of town on a fishing trip and would she please pack his suitcase.
She does and when the husband returns, she asked "How was your fishing trip dear?
He replies " It was great dear, but did you know you forgot to pack me any underware?
In which she replies " Oh, but I did pack your underware and if you had openned your Tacklebox you would have found it!