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    That's all folks! Unklescott's Avatar
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    The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
    One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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    Omg!!!!!!

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    Nice Joke : Alternative meanings

    Alternative meanings, from The Washington Post

    1. Coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation when drunk..
    5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent.
    6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
    7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n), an olive flavoured mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n), a humorous question in an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    13. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
    14. Circumvent (n), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist.

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    I have a dream too! Sepialove's Avatar
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    That's funny!
    Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God

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    Oh Eldee sorry didn't see it Will look next time

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    Oh, no Foggy Doggy. I just meant there are other jokes there to read. It had nothing to do with you starting this thread. Your joke was harmless aka nice, on the other hand/thread some of those jokes....

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    I can relate to a few of those
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by cali
    I can relate to a few of those
    Oh, can you? That may be the funniest part...

    Nice joke, FogDog.

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    just 3, 4 and 6
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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