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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    I had a moment of brain freeze. Historians refer to it as the Eisenhower-Kennedy-Johnson-Nixon-Ford-Carter-Reagan-Bush-Clinton-Bush era.
    "The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by Newfherder;2779394;
    I had a moment of brain freeze. Historians refer to it as the Eisenhower-Kennedy-Johnson-Nixon-Ford-Carter-Reagan-Bush-Clinton-Bush era.
    You forgot Truman

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    I barely made the end of Eisenhower, smart guy
    "The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination."
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    How do you make a 90 year old woman yell the F-word?


    Have another 90 year old woman yell BINGO!

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    Another Cathy..
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    Re: Jokes & Funnies

    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

    When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

    The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive'.

    'How much?' asked Grandpa.
    '$10.00 a pill,' answered the son.

    'I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow.'

    Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.
    He called Grandpa and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.'
    'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The hundred is from Grandma.'

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    you people are all too much
    - The Dean Martin Show -

    Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
    Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..

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    Oh grandpa! That was very funny. Thank you so much! I needed to laugh today.
    Yup, with donuts!!

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    Good one!
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    oh that was a good one!!
    Okay I love FORT's casino, but I really am not very good. If anyone wants to donate their FORT $$ I would gladly accept http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forum....php?do=donate

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