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    That's an awfully clever theory, Agent. In fact, I'm not even sure I understand it completely. But it's not the answer.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    OK-They're in a movie that is a western in which the main characters see a movie. Therefore, even though his wife is shot in the movie, he can leave because it's only a movie about seeing a movie. Does that make sense?

    (Paulie: Like the new Ava?)

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    they were at a drive-in and he was driving out of the lot.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" -- Steve Parker

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    Re stating agent's riddle

    Even though I used to have pieces of metal thrust through me at weird angles, I still remain above it all. What am I?
    I'll try another guess. Would it be a Top Hat and the metal is Mercury?

    BTW the Elvira av is making it difficult to concentrate. :slobber

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    Ili's right. And, yes, Agent, I noticed your av right away.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    ? You no like Elvira ?

    Anyway, that answer is too specific... The answer is:

    [u] HATS [/b]

    Remember the Hatpins of days gone by?

    Well, that's the pieces of metal

    It is a lame riddle, but it works


    OH! Why don't you like Elvira?

    Vive

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    Who said they didn't like Elvira? PKeeper's drooling like a vegetable up there. I said I noticed it right away. I think everyone is enjoying Elvira. Do you actually look like her, Agent?
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    New Riddle:

    Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is it?

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    corndog?
    Life is a game, play hard.

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    off topic..... man these new av's are killing me.... keep forgeting to look over to the right and read the posts!!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" -- Steve Parker

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