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    The Weapons Have Been Found!

    At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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    Weapons of math instruction? LOL!

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    Unklescott, that was so funny! LOL

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    hahahaha, I enjoyed that one!!!
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    Considering the horror that such weapons inflicted upon my person in my school days, I say that teacher should be tried as a war criminal.
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    I hope they lock him up for the horrors he was intending to inflict on innocent schoolchildren.

    *has wonderful visions of a much hated eight grade teacher being led off in cuffs*
    Last edited by eny; 07-14-2003 at 07:53 PM.

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