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    How many board members....

    does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer: 425


    1 to change the lightbulb and post it on the board that it has been changed.

    14 to respond and share similar experiences.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

    3 to mention that there was another thread about this in the past

    27 to point out the spelling and grammatical errors in the postings about changing lightbulbs.

    53 to flame the spell-checkers.

    156 to write to the moderator and complain about the inappropriateness of the lightbulb discussion to the board.

    111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

    27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

    14 to complain the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

    12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the controversy.


    I saw this on another board and had to steal it, I think it's hilarious.. and eerily true in many cases.

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    OMG. Julie, you are cracking me up
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    Too true...too true...

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    It's amazing what one little thing can do.

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    Love it
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    can i have your heart? unexplained's Avatar
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    Too funny!!
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    I just wanted to keep the stereotype going.

    Plus this page was at 6 replies and 66 views, and I try to get rid of 666 numbers whenever I can. I don't even believe in the devil or hell, I'm just a lunatic.

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    ajg, you're not alone. Several of the mods are compelled to reply to any thread that has 666 replies, or view a thread with 666 views, to change the number

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    if your not sure that the light bulb needs changing, then go to this website. the bulb has been burning for over 100 years now

    http://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm

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