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    Paulie, I too am still waiting for dvm to post her pic in the what do you look like thread!....but while we're waiting, my av is pretty close to the real thing.

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    This is a non-gender complaint but why do people speed up when you start to pass them? I'll get behind someone going 45, start to go around them and it's like I wake them up and I end up at 70 just to get by.

    and the toliet humor - my dad used to leave the seat up and mom would go to the bathroom half-asleep and fall in (not pleasant at 3:00 in the morning). She drew a diagram of how it worked starting with lifting the seat, the aim, putting it back down and taped it above the toilet. My dad just learned to aim better and hasn't lifted the seat since so it worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aliasmq
    Paulie, I too am still waiting for dvm to post her pic in the what do you look like thread!....but while we're waiting, my av is pretty close to the real thing.
    *Paulie's jaw cash-registers to the floor*
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
    There is really one time that I care about the toliet seat and some of you might have seen this. It is when another "feline sprays" on it. That makes a major mess! At that point I don't even touch it--at all! (Nothing against others, but ewww!)
    This reminds me of the saying: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

    It may sound silly, but is a good code to follow...for both men and women. Of course some of the OCD challanged folks might have to wipe the seatie while wearing latex gloves then scrubbing their hands(like a doctor on his way to surgery)afterward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feifer
    This reminds me of the saying: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." .....
    I look more like the Karate Kid doing that crane move at the end. I stand on one leg, lift up the seat with my other big toe, hoover, lower the seat. I alternate legs for my Jane Fonda workout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KKelly
    This is a non-gender complaint but why do people speed up when you start to pass them? I'll get behind someone going 45, start to go around them and it's like I wake them up and I end up at 70 just to get by.
    OMG I hate that!! I live off a 60 mph 2 lane highway, where people regularly go 45, even though the road is mostly straight with some hills and such. Its always hard to pass in the first place, because there is often oncoming traffic. But I'll be behind someone doing 40-45 mph, the driver is looking at the mountains or something, and I finally get a chance to pass and the driver speeds up so I cant pass!! Finally I am doing 75 and I still barely squeek by before I run into an oncoming car.

    I think its the same thing when I am turning left!! Oncoming traffic tends to speed up so I cant make that left in front of them....even though once I make the left, I will be completly out of their way.

    I dont get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aliasmq
    Paulie, I too am still waiting for dvm to post her pic in the what do you look like thread!....but while we're waiting, my av is pretty close to the real thing.
    Thanks, alias! Sung Hi Lee is the best looking porn star out there!! I'm flattered

    Speaking of porn,

    You men know that these women are airbrushed beyond recognition... why does this fact not diminish the appeal of Playboy, Maxim, FHM, etc?

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    good question, good question dvm.
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    IMO it's a fantasy anyway and all that is done by airbrushing is to enhance the fantasy. We understand that airbrushing is done but it's not like any of us are ever going to be able to compare the real thing to the picture.
    Last edited by Unklescott; 07-08-2003 at 07:45 PM.

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    They do...airbrushing? *blink, blink*
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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