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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulie
    I've never really been "out there" in the singles world, but if I was, I'd probably get squashed. I would call back if I said I would, which would probably make me look desperate.

    Seriously, though, some people (men and women) are self-absorbed knotheads. That's probably the real secret there.
    Could not have said it better myself. And more men should take your cue and risk looking "desperate" (how about considerate? Or respectful?)

    And Paulie, it's cool that you and your wife are always joking. My parents are a regular comedy duo and they've been married....*drum roll*.....37 years! Whooo hoo!! And they passed their sense of humor on down to us chitlins, and it's much easier to get through life laughing....
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    Thanks, Shazzer. An old couple approached my wife and I when we were first dating and told us they thought we'd be together as long as they'd been, which was 55 years! According to my calculations, I'll be a free man in 42 years.

    As for the desperate/considerate/respectful debate, of course I agree with you as to the proper interpretation of calling someone back when you say you will. Just from the outside looking in, I see a lot of singles who are conflicted about what kind of person they're looking for.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    I always say I'm looking for fun...but I just don't know. I'm not looking for marriage-- but I do want someone to be as generous with their affection as I am with mine...I like some effort...oh, BLAH. I don't even know.

    update:
    Oh, but the boy called....last night.

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    Good for you, Grant! Did ya let it all hang out? (and yes, who doesn't want to pursue and be pursued equally? I say if it's not mutual, then it's not worth it - to me.)

    Paulie: Hmmmm...a lot of singles conflicted about what they're looking for. Probably, but I can pinpoint mine with startling accuracy:
    Tall, good-looking, chef-turned-astronaut with brown eyes, hair-like-Stalin, and laser-beam eyes that can slice through metal better than any ginsu knife. (And it helps if he can dance...oh...and doesn't use the laser-beam-eye thingy on me personally..)
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    I guess you've got it all figured out, Shazzer. Unfortunately for you, I have blue eyes. Oh, and I'm married. Anyway, I need to get back to the Space Shuttle Simulator as soon as this souffle is done.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    I've got a question to you men out there. You men are always complaining that you don't like all those plasticy Pam An, Carmen Electrica types with implants. Now would you actually turn down one of these bodacious babes if given a chance encounter?
    I have had one of those types and it was no fun. more like handling lumps of clay. have no idea if they were new or not. but lets say "not for me!!!"

    plus there is the nerve factor to remember too.

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    I wouldn't mind handling lumps of CLAY. Aiken.

    HaHAHAha...ha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeguy
    I have had one of those types and it was no fun. more like handling lumps of clay. have no idea if they were new or not. but lets say "not for me!!!"

    plus there is the nerve factor to remember too.
    That's an urban legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulie
    I guess you've got it all figured out, Shazzer. Unfortunately for you, I have blue eyes. Oh, and I'm married. Anyway, I need to get back to the Space Shuttle Simulator as soon as this souffle is done.
    But do they also shoot sparks and slice through metal? I'll take that over the brown....

    Married? Nay? The man with the funny wife and the gorgeous chitlins? Okay, here's the deal: you keep sharing your wit and charm with us and we'll let the whole "married" thing slide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    That's an urban legend.
    No, one of my old co-workers had 'em and the nerves "just weren't the same" or were gone afterwards. It's a case by case thing.
    "If you're like me, you have a 'been there, done that' attitude when it comes to paleolithic paleontology." - Jon Stewart

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