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    Lets see who blinks! Perc's Avatar
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    This Has To Be Settled Quickly

    In another thread I mentioned that I would be inviting both Cali and BravoFan onto my boat..with the stipulation that they must follow the rules and wear bikinis.

    Since, I had seen other posts from women suggesting that they also should be offered a cruise as they too have and wear bikinis.

    It pains me that some of you believe me to be acting in a discriminatory manner and for that I feel that I must react.

    Therefore, immediatley...ALL women who wish to board my vessel MUST submit to me a picture of them in their bikinis. This must be done, not to pass judgement of your obvious beauty while bikini clad but to instead, make certain that you DO in fact own and wear bikinis.

    I apologize for my obviously misunderstood position and offer this solution to rectify my previous mistake!

    (Paulie...I'll need your email address....shhhh!)

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    Thank you for settling that Perc.
    It always pays to act quickly in situations like this.
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    Perc, it would be rude of you to only share this vital information with Paulie. Of course, I could always walk over to his desk...

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    Thank you Fluff, I'm trying to take the high road!

    Wayner...share? Whatever are you talking about?

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    Wayner...share? Whatever are you talking about?
    Umm... why, nothing, Perc.

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    You're a good man, Perc. I appreciate you putting this delicate issue on the table for everyone to consider. There's no room here for people to feel left out.

    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Lets see who blinks! Perc's Avatar
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    There's no room here for people to feel left out
    Of course Paulie, I'm glad you see my point.

    BTW, you think any of em are buying this?

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    As our good friend Robb the Sk8er would say, "Dude, I so totally hope so!"
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    ROFLMAO

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    In another thread I mentioned that I would be inviting both Cali and BravoFan onto my boat..with the stipulation that they must follow the rules and wear bikinis.
    Good grief, where have I been?

    Perc, I never saw that post you are referring to -- if it was in a TAR or S5 thread that looked anything like a spoiler that's probably why

    But, um....back to the topic at hand. I'm on my way home to grab my suits. Where's your boat?
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