So it's currently a balmy 104 degrees in my apartment. 93 outside. This is Chicago, so it's not like apartments are standardly equipped with central air. I'm stuck here waiting for a phone technician guy to show up, so I can't even leave to buy one of the room air conditioner thingies. My question for you folks is twofold. A) How does anyone ever live in the south and not melt? B) How do you stay cool when there's no A/C around to do it for you?
I'm writing this with ice cubes down my shirt. No kidding.