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    Chicken Joke

    I found this site while surfing one day. It never ceases to make me laugh... I hope you enjoy it
    Chicken Jokes
    Matthew 6:27
    Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?

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    "Was that another chicken joke???" thank you Joanne Worley, Laugh-In

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    Very thorough set of responses - I'll have to read through them all...eventually.

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    My favorite:

    Sigmund Freud's Answer:
    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


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    I like them all -- my favorite is the Grandpa's reply and MLK Jr's:
    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question
    Matthew 6:27
    Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?

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    This would be my fave:

    Colonel Sanders' Answer:
    I missed one?
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    #oldmanbeatdown - Donny BB16

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    I haven't read the list yet but is
    " To show the armadillo it could be done." in there?

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