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Wayner · 06-12-2003, 09:08 PM

Blindart, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read here!

**fluff** · 06-12-2003, 09:11 PM

OMG blindart, I'm literally rolling

That's so funny.

claytina9098 · 06-12-2003, 09:24 PM

that is hysterical!

ROFL

Zhora · 06-12-2003, 11:11 PM

Oh crap! I actually have tears in my eyes from trying to hold back the laughter.

Blindart, if you are ever put on the spot to do a stand-up comedy routine...I suggest using that story.

blindart · 06-12-2003, 11:50 PM

oh sure, you all can laugh, cause you weren't the one with the old lady's hand on your breast!

eldee · 06-13-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by blindart
...I was so caught offguard, I smacked her. I sent this frail little woman halfway across her living room. There weren't any witnesses, the rest of the in-laws were in the other room and came running in when they heard her scream. It's pretty hard to explain you just hit an old lady cause she tried to feel you up.

Why did this make me laugh?! Maybe it's the visual.

Unklescott · 06-13-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by blindart
oh sure, you all can laugh, cause you weren't the one with the old lady's hand on your breast!

OMG I haven't laughed that hard in ages. My cat is hiding in the other room under the bed.

Do you ever see this person anymore at family functions?

Siso · 06-13-2003, 01:06 AM

ummm... the wierdest gift i got, was from a guy friend of mine, how do i phrase this properly, it was in the shape of a 'banana' and it 'vibrated', it was the size of my arm! Anyway i didn't use it, of course, and i gave it back to my freind. and he gave it to me in front of everybody! i was soooo embarrased. i was beat red. he also gave me lingere, and a plastic whip, and said that i could try out my new toys with him anytime.

Well i haven't talked to this freind since

blindart · 06-13-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Unklescott
Do you ever see this person anymore at family functions?

Oh good lord no! I had to choose between the in-laws and my sanity, so we are divorced now. (It's not normal for a 23 year-old man to take a bath and have his mother waltz right in to scrub his back, right?)

lol @ Siso

06-12-2003, 09:05 PM	#41
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06-12-2003, 09:11 PM	#43
fluff Why can't we just rewind? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 40,529	OMG blindart, I'm literally rolling That's so funny. __________________ "That's Numberwang!"

06-12-2003, 11:11 PM	#45
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06-13-2003, 01:06 AM	#49
Siso Pink Panther DVD out now! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Age: 29 Posts: 1,170	ummm... the wierdest gift i got, was from a guy friend of mine, how do i phrase this properly, it was in the shape of a 'banana' and it 'vibrated', it was the size of my arm! Anyway i didn't use it, of course, and i gave it back to my freind. and he gave it to me in front of everybody! i was soooo embarrased. i was beat red. he also gave me lingere, and a plastic whip, and said that i could try out my new toys with him anytime. Well i haven't talked to this freind since __________________ Destiny's Child Updates! *Beyoncé's sophomore effort is to be released September 5th.* Dreamgirls will be released in theaters nation wide on December 21st. Kelly Rowland's sophomore effort 'My Story' will be released some time in Feb' 07.

06-12-2003, 09:08 PM	#42
Wayner It ain't easy being green Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: But being blue is more work. Age: 45 Posts: 4,952	Blindart, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read here!

06-12-2003, 09:24 PM	#44
claytina9098 FORT Fan Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 295	that is hysterical! ROFL

06-12-2003, 11:50 PM	#46
blindart mantenna for AI3! Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 356	oh sure, you all can laugh, cause you weren't the one with the old lady's hand on your breast!