They thought he looked very HOT!!! So they...
They thought he looked very HOT!!! So they...
MULDER: It's still there, Scully. 200,000 years down in the ice.
SCULLY: Leave it there.
...did what any good friends would do, and dumped 45 gallons of liquid nitrogen on his head. Because, you know, they just had it laying around. This caused...
...the plastic coating of his make-over to melt away and he looked like he did pre-make-over. This was not a pleasant site, and caused Anna, John, greenflute, Raindance, and hazy to...
pray to the Ryan Seacrest cosmetic God to get her make-up case and flat iron to...
...beat the hideous looking freak in front of them with her flat iron until he could no longer harm them. But, it was taking too long, so they decided to...
turn on Simon to do an extreme make-over to pass him off as the beloved Clay to which he replied...
..."He still can't dance. He is quite possibly the worst dancer in the world." However, Anna, John, greenflute, Raindance, and hazy allowed Clay to join their group and they began walking to the mall, when they ran into...
a plexiglass wall. They all got long, protruding bumps in the middle of their foreheads. They decided to make a bad thing good and went to the circus to make some extra money by...
...selling pictures with Clay for five bucks apiece. Also, they enrolled hazy in the freak show as...
a contortionist who can kiss his own b*tt. One day he slipped on some popcorn butter and that's when the horrible accident happened when he...