Was it our First Lady's birthday?
Did I remember reading that she was 47?
Would that make her older or younger than you are?
Am I going to plead the fifth on that question?
Isn't it wonderful that these questions are not meant to be answered?
Isn't it nice to have a federal holiday near your birthday so that you can count on at least one day off?
All magic comes with a price - Rumpelstiltskin
Does it make you feel old to realize that our president is the same age as you?
Is our President consuming enough calories?
Thankfully he seems young and vibrant though, doesn't he?