138/ Facts Curator
I'm not the type to read phone books for fun I barely read anymore."Crapload" is indeed masterful. Given the amount of tests you've taken, how about "functional genius"? Your intelligence is a function of your ability to choose the test best-suited to your ability to take it. Or "functioning genius"? Your intelligence does not harm your ability to function in the world. Or, "function-retardant genius"? As with "flame-retardant" items, your intelligence is equipped with the ability to halt all proper functioning.I should say, though, that I've taken a crapload (<---my masterful verbal skills revealing themselves there) of these online IQ tests, and I've ranged from functionally retarded (seriously) to brilliant genius.
I choose the last, as it is almost 3 a.m. and sleep is at hand. To it I point a delirious finger.